Social networking sites are wonderful. It gives you a chance to reconnect with old friends and keep up to date with current events involving loved ones.
It also gives you the opportunity to screw up your life (like hitting "reply all" to the e-mail that included your off-color remarks about your boss)! So I came up with my Top 10 potentially uncomfortable moments in the worlds of Facebook/MySpace. Scroll down slowly so you don't get ahead too quickly. Enjoy!
10. You just found out your mom deleted you as a friend.
9. While looking over your best friend’s "friends" list, you notice that most of them are half-naked guys… the problem is, your best friend is a dude.
8. You requested your boyfriend as a friend two weeks ago... and he still hasn’t accepted you.
7. Your girlfriend just changed her status from "in a relationship" to "single"… now you have to rush home to see if the locks are changed since you two live together.
6. Your girlfriend just added new pictures of her recent trip to Miami… you didn’t know anything about a trip to Miami… and who took the picture?
5. Your mom has a status update that says what her favorite sex position is...
4. ...your 13 year old daughter took the same quiz and the answer was every position is her favorite...
3. ...your pastor’s result was missionary!
2. Somebody fought you on Sorority Life today... it’s your boyfriend.
1. Your girlfriend has 973 "friends"... and 815 are guys... she went to an all-girl high school and college... not saying something's up... but if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
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CDA2
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