Female Bobsledder Splits Her Spandex

No jokes about this poor Olympian.  Let’s just put this BEHIND us and END the puns.   No more wiseCRACKS.  Let’s turn the other CHEEK.  After all, we don’t want karma to REAR its ugly head!  BUMMER, we’ve hit rock BOTTOM with all this joking.  Then again, bobsledders can take the abuse.  BUT(T) lesser athletes would not be able to take this punhsiment.  Or am I just over ANALyzing all of this?

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